Saturday, December 12, 2009

Hey There...Old Man

Dear creepy old man,

I don't know you very well (or at all) and I don't want to just flatter myself, but I think you might be stalking me. Now, before you get defensive, I see the way you happen to walk out your door the second I walk out of mine. The way you're always the person behind me in the grocery line. The fact that you mutter incoherently isn't really helping your case. I just want to let you know, don't ever try anything more than stalking. I've been working out and I can whoop your butt any day (except Sunday, I do laundry). Although, I hope we won't ever have to come to that point.



  1. lol. "except Sunday"

    you had me laughing.

  2. lol. So tommorrow might be his lucky day then?

  3. @Tuttie, I see my job is done here.

    @Chan, It just might be. If he's really smart he'll dress up as a stranded niqabi who needs a place to pray. :/